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想象太空 Consider outer space.
自从国家航空航天局 第一次任务后，很明显...... From the time of the first NASA mission, it became evident...
进入太空对人类心智有深刻影响 that being in space has a profound effect on the human psyche.
第一次Gemini任务期间， 事实上已经有一些想法了...... During the first Gemini mission, some thought was actually given...
主张把男人和女人一起送上太空 to the notion of sending up a man and a woman together.
真的？ Really?
宇宙亚当和夏娃，如果你们...... A cosmic Adam and Eve, if you will...
一起被限制在精密复杂的神经中枢 bound together in a sophisticated nerve center...
在最大最强的知名火箭的前端...... at the head of the largest, most powerful known rocket...
巨大的推进器在黑暗的空间排出气流...... its giant thrusters blasting into the dark void...
当它们冲向终点的时候: as they hurtled towards their final destination:
生命本身喷出的水源 the gushing wellspring of life itself.
想要个激情的性相遇吗...... How would you like a sexual encounter so intense...
绝对会改变你的政治观点？ it could conceivably change your political views?
-去跳舞吗？ -好的，走吧 - Would you like to dance? - Yes, please.
那我当你不答应了 I'll take that as a no.
-想想太空 -什么？ - Consider outer space. - What?
二等兵Gibson！接着！ Private Gibson! Incoming!
怎么了？“坐在小山上的孤独男人”？ What is this? "Lonely man sitting on a hill"?
完了，Lance It's over, Lance.
它过去了，我失去它了 It's gone, I've lost it.
高校生活 High school.
刚开始我很激动 大二，2次 I started off so hot. Sophomore year, two times.
大三不错，4次 Junior year was excellent. Four times.
跟不同的女孩在一起 And not all with the same girl.
大四看起来最棒。 只有第一天有课，以后就没了 Senior year looked like the best. The first day of classes, then nothing.
什么意思，大四什么都没了？ What do you mean, nothing your senior year?
那你跟Barbara DeVillebis 在跳高坑那次怎样呢？ What about that time with Barbara DeVillebis in the high-jump pit?
那个是你。 That was you.
我只是不能像过去一样激励我自己 I just can't motivate myself the way I used to.
也许我已经过了全盛期了 Maybe I'm past my prime.
不是你。是这里的那些高校女孩。 It's not you. It's these high school girls, here.
她们很单纯 They're simple.
她们从没准备刺激像你这样复杂的人 They're never gonna stimulate a complex guy like you.
-也许你是对的 -我当然是对的 - Maybe you're right. - Of course I'm right.
不管怎样...... Anyways...
今晚以后，你再也不用跟这些 单纯的高校女孩相处了 after tonight, you'll never have to deal with these simple high school girls again.
-但是大学里的女孩还不是一样的吗？ -是的，但是会有不同的 - But won't these same girls be in college? - Yeah, but it'll be different.
-为什么？ -因为她们将成为大学女孩 - Why? - Because they'll be college girls.
我会想你的。 I'm gonna miss you.
这是你自己的错。你可以跟 我一起去加利福尼亚 It's your own fault. You could be coming out to California with me.
是的，对 Yeah, right.
从那获得该死的教育，花花公子 Get a totally bitchin' education out there, dude.
加利福尼亚 California.
你可以跟我去新英格兰 You could be coming to New England with me.
你怎么了，疯了？ 常春藤联合会名声臭 What are you, crazy? The Ivy League stinks.
他们只招那些又丑智商又高的女孩...... They've only got those ugly, intellectual girls...
因为弹大提琴，而贴在她们 膝盖上的邦迪。不，谢谢 with Band-Aids on their knees from playing the cello. No, thank you.
我真的会想你的 I'm really gonna miss you.
我们现在是大学生了 We're college men now.
亲爱的Lance，这里的校园很漂亮 Dear Lance, the campus here is beautiful.
从没在一个地方见过那么多灯芯绒 I've never seen so much corduroy in one place.
课程是课程， Classes are classes.
他们中的一些甚至看起来很有趣 One of them even looks like it might be interesting.
你从来不会知道 You never know.
你对这里的女人看法错了。 我还没见过一个邦迪 You're wrong about the women here. I haven't seen one Band-Aid.
事实上，倒是有很多主动的 In fact, there's plenty of action.
我和我室友有默契 My roommate and I have an understanding.
希望你的事顺利 你的朋友，Gib. Hope things are going as good for you. Your pal, Gib.
附笔:以上的都是废话 P.S. All of the above is bullshit.
我在绝望困惑中苦苦挣扎 I'm floundering in a sea of confusion and total despair.
但是，我还是走运，我还有健康 But, knock on wood, I still have my health.
这周的作业是修改上周的作业 This week's assignment is to rewrite last week's assignment.
记住，“当狗回到自己的呕吐的时候...... Remember, "As the dog returneth to his own vomit...
“傻瓜也做回自己的愚蠢事” "so does the fool to his folly."
对不起，我迟到了， 但是出现了个大问题...... Sorry I'm late, but there was this big problem...
我就是因为这个迟到的 and I'm late because of it.
Katherine, 当我告诉你你应该 发展你自己的风格的时候...... Katherine, when I told you that you should develop your own style...
我的意思不是你应该用小花在i's打点 I didn't mean that you should dot the i's with little flowers.
还有这个紫色涂料...... 你能不能不用？ And this lavender ink.... Would you lose that?
它让我的眼睛很不舒服 It strains the eye.
你做了很多笔记 You sure take a lot of notes.
Duran小姐，这非常有趣。 Miss Duran, this is very interesting.
一般地，在文章结束做总结，但是...... Ordinarily, the conclusion comes in the end of the paper, but....
-我喜欢那样 -谢谢 - I like that. - Thank you.
接着 Go on.
Gibson. Gibson.
-Gibson先生? -是的，什么? - Mr. Gibson? - Yes, what?
我知道窥阴癖在你的日常 生活中起很重要的作用...... I know what an important part voyeurism plays in your daily life...
但是我能否占用你一点时间？ but would you mind if I take up a moment of your time?
-当然可以 -谢谢 - Sure. - Thank you.
呃，我想告诉你...... See, I want to tell you...
我很欣赏你的文章 that I really enjoyed your paper.
-是吗？ -是的 - You did? - Yeah.
我已经记不清最后一次...... I don't remember the last time...
我看到这种细节表达: that I have seen this much detail expressed on:
“怎样吃比萨，不刺激到口腔顶” "How to eat pizza without burning the roof of your mouth."
然而，你的文章表现出的 异想天开的东西...... Unfortunately, whatever whimsical qualities that your paper evokes...
由于边缘语法的使用而晦涩难懂...... are obscured in a morass of marginal grammar...
创造性的拼写...... creative spelling...
还有，我想，香肠污迹 and, as I believe, sausage stain.
意大利辣香肠 Pepperoni.
弄干净 Clean it up.
Bradbury女士 Ms. Bradbury.
你，另一方面...... You, on the other hand...
非常清楚地表达了你的想法 express your ideas very clearly.
谢谢 Thank you.
除了你的文章...... Except that your paper is....
呃，干巴巴的 Well, it's dry.
你的经历不够多 There's not enough of you coming through.
放松，Alison。别太当真了 Loosen up, Alison. Have some fun.
想睡觉的时候就去睡，而不是 你觉得该睡觉的时候再去 Sleep when you feel like it, not when you think you should.
至少偶尔吃吃对你有害的食物 Eat food that is bad for you, at least once in a while.
与衣服颜色不协调的人聊聊天 Have conversations with people whose clothes are not color coordinated.
在吊床上做爱！ Make love in a hammock!
生活是最终的经历 Life is the ultimate experience.
你必须去经历它...... You have to experience it...
如果你想写作的话 in order to write about it.
-什么事，Alison. -“吊床”后面是什么？ - Yes, Alison. - What did you say after "hammock"?
-你小心点 -行了 - I want you. - All right.
你是个死人，死肉。你会听到脚步声 You're a dead man, dead meat. You'll hear footsteps.
开始！ Set!
1，1000 2，1000，3，1000 One, one thousand, two, one thousand, three, one thousand.
Gibson,Grambling的职业安全手, 又一次成功漂亮地防守了。 Gibson, all-pro safety out of Grambling, makes another sparkling defensive jam.
-我以为Grambling是全黑的 -然后呢？ - I thought Grambling was all black. - So what?
你今天晚上要做什么？ What are you doing tonight?
我告诉了，我不重写我的 英语文章。我有社交生活 I'll tell you, I am not rewriting my English paper. I have a social life.
是的，我忘记了。 你得去交谊会 That's right, I forgot. You've got to go to a mixer.
在角落站3个小时， 而不邀请任何人跳舞 Stand in the corner for three hours, and not ask anyone to dance.
是这个学校的女孩 It's the girls at this school.
他们只想呆在室内、抽烟和聊天。 我不喜欢他们。 All they want is to stay indoors, smoke cigarettes and relate. I don't like them.
你为什么得喜欢他们？ Why do you have to like them?
你是死肉 You're dead meat.
Taub是什么意思，我得生活？ What does Taub mean, I have to live life?
在高校，我是纽约市的联合国代表 In high school, I was delegate to the mock UN in New York City.
2次 Twice.
9岁的时候，我拳击的时候， 打断了我兄弟的鼻子 When I was nine, I broke my brother's nose, boxing.
去Graceland的旅行中， 我昏倒在Elvis的卧室 On a tour of Graceland, I passed out in Elvis' bedroom.
我觉得我已经过完我 该过的生活了，不是吗？ I think I've done my share of living, haven't I?
-你觉得Gib这个人怎么样？ -不觉得怎么样 - What do you think of that guy Gib? - I don't.
我想他的屁股很可爱 I think he's got a cute ass.
-他？ -是的。 - Him? - Yeah.
Gibson，抢断！ 他开始跑了！ Gibson, with the interception! And he's got some running room!
他跑到30, 跑到40... He's to the 30, to the 40...
他已摆脱Jimbo Maccavechi中场的限制！ and he's run out of bounds at midfield by Jimbo Maccavechi!
那是Gibson这一季度的第9次抢断 That's Gibson's 9th interception of this very young season.
他今年很风光 He's having an outstanding year.
“生活是最终的经历。” "Life's the ultimate experience."
别管它。她喜欢智慧型的 Forget it. She likes the intellectual type.
我很聪明，人也好 I'm intellectual, and stuff.
你的英文挂了。那是你的母语， 这还聪明 You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff.
她会跟你约会也绝对是因为同情你 The only way she'd go out with you is out of pity.
-Mastin, 你是个天才 -重新开始，在1位置 . - Mastin, you're a genius. - Stop and go, on 1.
分开！ Break!
-你们2个都死了 -准备。开始 - Both y'all are dead. - Ready down. Set.
-现在看着。 - Hut one. Hut two. Hut three. - Watch it, now. -Hut one. Hut two. Hut three.
1，1000 2，1000，3，1000 One, one thousand, two, one thousand, three, one thousand.
-很漂亮的D. -快跑！ - Nice D. - Go!
漂亮 Nice.
-你去哪？ -继续！ - Where are you going? - Come on!
球！ The ball!
我的英文挂了。我在想你能否帮助我 I'm flunking English. I was wondering if maybe you could help me out.
很漂亮的游泳衣 Nice swimsuit.
如果我英文挂了，我就得离开这里 If I flunk English, I'm out of here.
跟大学吻别了 Kiss college goodbye.
我不知道我该做什么 I don't know what I'll do.
也许我会回家 I'll probably go home.
爸爸会大怒，妈妈会伤心欲绝 Gee, Dad will be pissed off. Mom will be heartbroken.
如果我的打算可行的话， 我也许能得到6个月的宽限期...... If I play my cards right, I get maybe a six-month's grace period...
然后我得去找工作， 你知道这将意味着什么 and then I got to get a job, and you know what that means.
对。我得重新开始...... That's right. They start me off at the drive-up window...
我从酒精中毒性精神病人变成乞丐...... and I work my way up from shakes to burgers...
然后有一天，我的好运终于来了 and then, one day, my lucky break comes.
他们给我一份工作 The French fry guy dies, and they offer me the job.
但是我开始工作的那天，几个穿着 Lincoln Continental的人进来...... But the day I have to start, some men come in a black Lincoln Continental...
并告诉我，只要我把货车从 墨西哥开回来，我就能马上赚$300 and tell me I can make a quick $300 just for driving a van back from Mexico.
我从监狱出来的时候，已经36了...... When I get out of jail, I'm 36 years old...
住在旧旅馆，没有工作...... Iiving in a flophouse. No job...
没有家，没有上进心，牙齿只有几颗 no home, no upward mobility, very few teeth.
然后有一天，他们找到我，发现我脸朝下...... Then one day they find me, face down...
与阴沟聊天，抓着油漆稀释剂。 为什么会变成这样？ talking to the gutter, clutching a bottle of paint thinner. And why?
因为你不帮我学习英语。不帮！ Because you wouldn't help me in English. No!
你太忙了不能帮助我！ You were too busy to help me!
太忙了帮不上我这个要溺死的人！ Too busy to help a drowning man!
好的。 Okay.
-什么好的？ -好的，我会帮你的 - Okay, what? - Okay, I'll help you.
你会吗？ You will?
什么时候？ When?
今天晚上怎么样？ How about tonight?
我看看。星期5吧。 Let's see. Friday.
5:30，晚饭； 6:00，微积分学 5:30, dinner. 6:00, calculus.
7:00，新闻； 7:30，洗澡 7:00, news. 7:30, shower.
7:45, 打电话。 8:00? 7:45, phone call. 8:00?
8:00, 我不知道 这是我整理袜子抽屉的时间 8:00, I don't know. That's when I rearrange my sock drawer.
-你到底想不想我帮你 -我想 - Do you want me to help you, or not? - I do.
好了，我只是在开玩笑 I was just kidding, there.
-好的 - 8:00. - Okay. -8:00.
到时见。 See you then.
-哪里？ - Where? - McKenzie Hall. -McKenzie Hall.
好极了！ Great!
星期5晚上了！ It's Friday night!
“我是东北一所规模很小的大学的新生 "I'm a freshman at a small Northeastern college.
“几天前，我才想到那些信也许是真的...... "I never thought those letters were true, until a few days ago...
“有个经历改变了我的想法 "I had an experience that changed my mind.
“我想告诉你这个经历 "I just had to share it with you.
“有个晚上，我懒洋洋的看着杂志...... "I had resigned myself to another night of reading your magazine...
“直到有人敲寝室门。 "when there was a knock on my dorm room door.
“我打开门，几乎不能相信我的眼睛 "And when I opened the door, I could hardly believe my eyes.
“有2个我见过的最狡猾的双胞胎 "There were two of the foxiest twins I had ever seen...
“长长的金发，直直的腿...... "with long brunette hair, legs that wouldn't quit...
“结实的乳房” "and firm tits."
听起来怎样？ How does that sound?
把“乳房”改成“令人垂涎肌肤的低圆领口” Change "tits" to "generous scoops of mouthwatering flesh."
然后加上不下垂 And have them defy gravity.
这件衬衣好不好？ Is this shirt good?
是的。你想他们会知道“肌肤的 低圆领口”的意思就是“乳房”吗？ Yeah. You think they'll know that "scoops of flesh" means "tits"?
我想它不够明确 I don't think it sounds specific enough.
那你想肌肤的低圆领口 还有什么意思？ Where else are you gonna find scoops of flesh?
这样开头怎么样: How's this for an opening line:
“你知道Nietzsche是死于梅毒的吗？” "Did you know that Nietzsche died of syphilis?"
-怎么拼写''zucchini''? - How do you spell "zucchini"? - Z-u-c-h-i-n-i. -Z-u-c-h-i-n-i.
Nietzsche太无名了 Nietzsche's too obscure.
“你知道莎士比亚是 死于梅毒的吗？”怎么样 ？ How about, "Did you know that Shakespeare died of syphilis?"
她可能知道这不是真的。 我不知道说些什么 She probably knows it isn't true. I don't know what to say.
你说什么不重要，重要的是你怎么说 It's not what you say that counts, but how you say it.
-要真诚。这是最好的技巧 -什么 - Use sincerity. It's the best technique. - What?
过来 Come here.
你知道吗，我以前从没见过你这样的人 You know, I've never met anyone like you before.
一般来说，碰到不认识的人， 我会觉得尴尬和害羞 Usually, when I meet someone new, I feel awkward and shy.
但是跟你在一起，就不会这样 But with you, it's different.
我能跟你聊天 I can talk to you.
不必我用复杂的术语解释， 你就能明白我在想什么 You know what I'm thinking, without my having to explain it to you in fancy terms.
We speak each other's unspoken language...
fluently.
我爱你。 I love you.
这是我一生中听过的最大的谎话 That is the most enormous pile of horseshit I've ever heard in my life.
-滚出去，你这个狡猾的家伙 -没有女人会听信这个的 - Get out of here, you piece of slime. - No chick would ever buy it.
这你就错了。我就是这样得到Lucy的 That's where you're wrong. It's how I got Lucy.
-谎话连篇 -有效的谎话 - It's horseshit. - Effective horseshit.
生活 Get a life.
这是真的 It's true.
门开着 It's open.
我拖了太久了，我甚至还没给 我的英语文章找到题目 I'm so far behind, I haven't even picked out a theme for my English Lit term paper.
当然圣诞节我还是会去的 Of course I'm still coming out there for Christmas.
你以为我会让你跟那些加利福尼亚大学 洛杉矶分校的女生单独在一起吗？ You think I'm gonna leave you alone with all those UCLA girls?
我只是出不起机票钱。 我父母只出我去看他们的钱 I just can't afford to fly. My parents will only pay if I go to see them.
别担心。我来想办法 Don't worry. I'll figure something out.
他们在这个公告牌上列出交通工具。 They have this bulletin board where they list rides.
我真的想见你 I really want to see you.
我会给你发民事责任条款的，我保证 I will send you the article on civil liability, I promise.
Jason? Jason?
你吃过你认为对你有害的食物吗？ Do you ever eat food that you think is bad for you?
我不这样认为。这不重要。 I didn't think so. It's not important.
你先告诉我 You tell me first.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
拜拜 'Bye.
-那是谁，你的律师？ -将来会是 - Who's that, your lawyer? - Someday.
-准备好了？ -是的。 - Ready? - Yeah.
“当我回忆起我最真实最好的经历...... "When I recollect my most truly excellent experience...
“情景不断在我脑海里重现: "recurrent images buzz through my brain:
“酱油上膨胀出来的大泡沫...... "the big bubbles of crust that expand right up through the sauce...
“闪耀着的油池像山峰一样静止诱人...... "glistening pools of oil as still and inviting as a mountain...
“湖...... "lake...
“成丝结块的奶酪，非常耐嚼的...... "the ropy knots of cheese that gather to a chewy perfection...
“在中心，如同薄片被撕开” "in the center as the slices are pulled apart."
-很好 -全都是错的 - It's good. - This is all wrong.
没有标点。一句到底 There's no punctuation. It's all one sentence.
-哦？ -乱七八糟 - So? - It's a mess.
你忘记提最重要的事了 You neglected to mention the most important thing.
在那我谈论奶酪与酱汁的比率 I talk about the cheese-to-sauce ratio right there.
你没陈述你的主题，也就是比萨 You didn't state your topic, that this is gonna be a paper on pizza.
但是完全可以推出来 But that is completely inferred.
-暗示 -无论什么 - Implied. - Whatever.
看，我们不管这个了吧，出去玩玩？ Look, what do you say we blow this off and go exploring?
不然星期5晚上就什么也没做了。快来 Nothing gets done on a Friday night. Come on.
你去哪？ Where are you going?
太闷了。我们去呼吸点新鲜空气 It's too stuffy, let's go get some air.
-你不能进去 -我能 - You can't go in there. - I can.
这就是美国，你去哪都行。 This is America, you can go anywhere.
-我们不应该上来这里的 -看那个？ - We're not supposed to be up here. - See that?
那是Ursa Major，Big Bear. That's Ursa Major, the Big Bear.
-我们会遇到麻烦的 -那是大熊星座，大熊。 - We could get into trouble. - That's Ursa Minor, the Little Bear.
北上，那是仙后座. Up to the north there, that's Cassiopeia.
那是仙后座? That's Cassiopeia?
-她是仙女座之母，对吗？ -谁？ - She was the mother of Andromeda, right? - Who?
-仙后座. -真的？我只知道名字。 - Cassiopeia. - Really? I just know the names.
仙女座也在那，仙后座旁边 Andromeda's there, too, next to Cassiopeia.
仙女座。她是被缚在岩石上的公主 Andromeda. She was the princess who was chained to a rock.
她被供奉给海妖 She was to be sacrificed to a sea serpent.
-他得到她了吗？ -没有。 - Did he get her? - No.
-珀尔修斯最后关头救了她 -珀尔修斯，好人 - Perseus rescued her at the last minute. - Perseus, good man.
他也在那，在仙女座附近 He's up there, too, next to Andromeda.
-你知道很多天文学的事 -是的 - You know a lot about astronomy. - Yeah.
6岁的时候，我想成为宇航员 When I was six, I wanted to be an astronaut.
你知道的，你能喝的所有Tang You know, all the Tang you can drink.
你不会知道我6岁的时候想成为什么 You'll never believe what I wanted to be when I was six.
-古典文学教授？ -不是 - A classics professor. - No.
我想成为公主 I wanted to be a princess.
你知道吗， Alison, 我以前从没见过你这样的人 You know, Alison, I never met anyone like you before.
一般来说，碰到不认识的人， 我会觉得尴尬和害羞 Usually, when I meet someone new, I feel awkward and shy.
但是跟你在一起，就不会这样 我能跟你聊天 But with you it's different. I feel I can talk to you.
不必我用复杂的术语解释， 你就能明白我在想什么 You know what I'm thinking, without me having to explain it to you in fancy terms.
我们说着互相的语言...... We speak each other's unspoken language...
-什么？ -......流畅地 - What? - ...fluently.
我爱你。 I love you.
什么？ What?
-你没事吧？ -没事 - Did I hurt you? - No.
对不起！ I'm sorry!
你才没有。 这一切都是你计划的 You're not. You had this whole thing planned.
很好 Excellent.
-什么？ -你8:00不是什么事吗? - What? - Don't you have an 8:00?
-现在几点？ - What time is it? - 7:51. -7:51 .
狗屁! Shit!
噢，天！ Oh, God!
等等 Wait up.
星期5晚上的事我很抱歉 I feel really terrible about Friday night.
我粗鲁、迟钝、自私...... I was rude, insensitive, selfish....
-可耻的家伙 -的确是的 - Asshole. - Exactly.
但是那不是我 But that wasn't me.
我不知道我为什么说那些。我真的不是那样的 I don't know why I said those things, I'm really not like that. Please.
我真的感到抱歉 I'm really sorry.
能原谅我吗 Can you forgive me?
拜托了 Please.
快点，上课要迟到 Come on, we're gonna be late for class.
“他是个男人，就是这样 "He was a man, that's all.
“跟别的男人一样的男人 "A man like any other man.
“跟别的男人不同的男人” "A man like no other man."
-非常有趣，Marsha. -谢谢 - That's very interesting, Marsha. - Thanks.
你对模棱两可有天分 You have a feel for ambiguity.
还有人想当志愿者吗？ Anyone else want to volunteer?
-我？ -把你的文章给我 - Me? - Give me your paper.
给 Here you go.
-今天没有意大利辣香肠 -干净的 - No pepperoni today? - It's clean.
“我是东北一所规模很小的大学的新生 "I am a freshman at a small Northeastern college.
“我才想到那些信也许是真的...... "I never thought these letters were real...
“几天前，有个经历改变了我的想法 "until a few days ago, when I had an experience that changed my mind.
“我想告诉你那个经历” "I just had to share it with you."
-Miss Taub, 我想你不...... -别紧张 - Miss Taub, I don't think that you-- - Take it easy.
“我6尺2寸，黑头发...... "I am 6'2", with dark hair...
“足球员的身材，我的朋友们认为我英俊。 "athletic build from football, and I'm considered good-looking by my friends.
“我不是自夸，但是我必须解释...... "I'm not boastful, but I must explain...
“为了清楚明确，我相对地拥有...... "for the sake of clarity, that I am relatively well equipped...
“10英寸结实肌肉。 "with 10 inches of solid man-meat.
“尽管如此，关系到女孩子， 这是个干旱的季度” "Still, it has been a dry season as far as girls were concerned."
我去接 I'll get it.
-你的，Gib。长途 -谢谢 - It's for you, Gib. Long distance. - Thanks.
我来了 I'm coming.
伙伴，听到没 Buddy, you getting any?
我用的无绳电话。 圣诞节假期你去干吗？ I'm talking to you cordless. What are you doing for Christmas break?
我有计划，你来加利福尼亚 I do. You're coming to California.
你不知道的 What don't you know?
我室友有部敞篷车。 我们乘Palm Springs到处旅行 My roommate's got a convertible. We cruise to Palm Springs.
圣诞节后我有考试 I got exams after Christmas.
我在谈SoCal，这里。外面80度 We are talking SoCal, here. It's 80 degrees outside.
我室友在Malibu有间海滩房子 My roommate's got this beach house in Malibu.
我没有机票钱 I can't afford the flight.
听着。你能听到吗？ Listen. Can you hear that?
听到？那是呼唤你的波浪声 Hear that? Those are waves calling out to you.
它们在召唤你 They're beckoning.
-“来加利福尼亚” -那里阳光太大了 - "Come to California." - It's too sunny out there.
我希望你见见某人 There's a certain someone I want you to meet.
算了 Forget it.
她是个非常特别的人 She's a very special person.
我可处理不了海岸两边的往来 I can't deal with striking out on both coasts.
你不用往来的 You're not gonna strike out.
她是教区附属学校来的。现在是她的实习期。 She was released from parochial school. She's in her experimental phase.
你会忘记吗？ Will you forget it?
-她喜欢性爱 -她长的怎么样 - She loves sex. - What does she look like?
你记得我上次寄给你的快照吗？ You remember that last snapshot I sent you?
穿着细绳比基尼的金发女郎？去拿 The blonde in the string bikini? Get it.
-现在不行 -这是命令，二等兵Gibson. - I can't right now. - That's an order, Private Gibson.
打搅了 Excuse me.
真新鲜 That's new.
-是的 -你找到了？ - Yeah. - You got it?
-是的。 -很好，现在看着它 - Yeah. - Good. Now look at it.
盯着它。 Fixate on it.
-你盯着它了吗？ -我在盯着 - Are you fixating on it? - I'm fixating.
-你坐着吗？ -是的。 - Are you sitting down? - Yes.
她无危险的 She's a sure thing.
无危险 A sure thing.
我不需要解释那些 词的深奥意思吧 I don't need to explain the deep significance of those words.
我告诉她很多你的事，她非常想见你。 I told her all about you, and she's dying to meet you.
但是22号前，你必须到这里...... But you gotta drag your ass out here by the 22nd...
因为第2天她要去海边一个学期 because she's leaving the next day for a semester at sea.
那么，你能到吗？ So, think you can make it?
-你是Gib吗？ -是的。 - Are you Gib? - Yeah.
你好，欢迎上车 Hi, welcome aboard.
-我是Mary Ann Webster. -我是Gary Cooper. - I'm Mary Ann Webster. - And I'm Gary Cooper.
但是不是尸体的那个Gary Cooper But not the Gary Cooper that's dead.
上车。 Hop in.
-Alison, 这是Gib. -Gib,这是Alison. - Alison, this is Gib. - And Gib, this is Alison.
我想我不应该搭这辆车的 I knew I should've taken the bus.
结果坐在冰人的旁边？ What, and wind up sitting next to some sleazebag?
你不认识的冰人？ Some sleazebag you don't know?
-你们2个认识 -我们是老朋友。 - You two know each other. - We're old friends.
我们不是老朋友，我们是熟人而已 We're not old friends. We're acquaintances.
非常生疏的熟人 Very distant acquaintances.
孩子们，来吧。让我们使这次 旅行有趣点，怎么样？ Kids, come on. Let's make this a fun trip, okay?
-你们知道一些小调吗？ -好主意 - You guys know any show tunes? - That's a great idea.
当月亮在第7个房子的时候， When the moon is in the Seventh House
当木星与火星排成一线的时候 And Jupiter aligns with Mars
然后行星上一片和平 Then peace will guide the planets
恒星上充满爱 And love will steer the stars
这是水瓶座时代的开端 This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius
水瓶座时代！ The age of Aquarius!
风大的时候扣上你大衣的扣子 Button up your overcoat when the wind is free
照顾好你自己，因为你属于我 Take good care of yourself you belong to me!
你们也来啊 Come on, everybody.
每天一个苹果，3..00上床睡觉 Eat an apple every day, get to bed by 3:00
照顾好你自己，因为你属于我！ Take good care of yourself you belong to me!
来发唏嘘声 Do the "ooh-ooh's."
过马路的时候小心 Be careful crossing streets
不要吃肉 Don't eat meats
戒掉糖果 Cut out sweets
你会疼痛，会毁了你的胃的 You'll get a pain and ruin your tum-tum
我以前从没见过你这样的人 一般来说，碰到不认识的人...... I never met anyone like you before. Usually, when I meet someone new...
我会觉得尴尬和害羞 I feel awkward and shy.
但是跟你在一起，就不会这样 But with you it's different.
我能跟你聊天 I feel I can talk to you.
不必我用复杂的术语解释， 你就能明白我在想什么 You know what I'm thinking, without me having to explain it to you in fancy terms.
我们流畅地说着互相的语言 We speak each other's unspoken language fluently.
不用再说什么了，我们诚实点 Before you go any further, let's be honest.
你想要。我也想要 You want it. I want it.
你知道我想要。 你不必瞎说来得到它 You know I want it. You don't have to bullshit me to get it.
即使你瞎说，你也能得到它 And even if you do bullshit me, you still get it.
当你爬树的时候，穿上你的法兰绒内衣 Wear your flannel underwear when you climb a tree
照顾好你自己，因为你属于我 Take good care of yourself, you belong to me
甜心，怎么了？你怎么不唱。 Honey, what's the matter? You're not singing.
如果他们不唱的话，我也不唱 I'm not gonna sing if they're not gonna join in.
-来吧，甜心-- -不，他们把每个人都弄的不高兴了 - Come on, honey-- - No, they're ruining it for everyone.
你以为你在做什么？ What do you think you're doing?
-我要睡觉了 -不能跟我一起睡 - I'm going to bed. - Not with me, you're not.
我不是跟你一起睡觉 I'm not going to bed with you.
我要睡觉，你刚好在我要睡的地方 I'm going to bed in a bed that you happen to be in, also.
我什么都不会做的，我发誓 I won't try anything, I swear.
相信我 Trust me.
你去地板睡。我在做计划 You are sleeping on the floor. I worked out a schedule.
-又不是我的计划 -是我们2个的 - It's not my schedule. - It's both of ours.
他们说个不停。她从他那里看到什么？ They never shut up. What does she see in him?
复杂的关系 It's a twisted relationship.
-你想睡在床上？ -是的 - You want to sleep in the bed? - I do.
很好，我会睡地板 Fine, I'll sleep on the floor.
你不必睡在地板上 You don't have to sleep on the floor.
-你打算睡在床上 -是的 - Do you intend to sleep in the bed? - I do.
那我打算睡在地板上 Then I intend to sleep on the floor.
晚安 Good night.
-伟大的早餐 -蛋白质，对你有益的 - Great breakfast. - Protein, good for you.
奶酪球，有人要吗？Gary？它们很好的 Cheese balls, anyone? Gary? They're good.
-奶酪球？ -不了，谢谢。 - Cheese balls? - No, thank you.
你以为很好笑吗？ You would think that was funny.
事实上，我认为那个极其可笑的 As a matter of fact, I think that's hysterical.
我认为是尖叫。完全的大笑 I think it's a scream. An absolute laugh riot.
-你到底怎么了？ -很愚蠢 - What the hell's the matter with it? - It's stupid.
你的一切都很愚蠢 Everything's stupid with you.
好，好，愚蠢。偶尔愚蠢下有什么啊？ All right. It is stupid. What's wrong with being stupid once in a while?
你做的每个事都必须明智？ Does everything you do always have to be sensible?
Gary, 他们又开始了 Gary, they're at it again.
你曾经往天花板扔过水球吗？ Haven't you ever thrown water balloons off the roof?
你没有在地板上撒过白色薄片吧...... Didn't you ever sprinkle Ivory Flakes on the floor...
因为你想在7月看到白雪？ because you wanted it to snow in July?
你没有真正大便脸，并把自己弄得像傻瓜一样吧...... Didn't you ever get really shitfaced, and make a complete fool out of yourself...
但是仍然很愉快 and still have an excellent time?
Gary,做点什么吧 Gary, do something.
当你做一些自然的事情的时候， 你不觉得很伟大吗？ Don't you feel great when you do something totally spontaneous?
一些完全荒唐的事？ Something totally off the wall?
自然有它的时间和空间的 Spontaneity has its time and its place.
Alison,你知道是你什么样吗？ Alison, do you know what you are?
-你很压抑 -我不压抑 - You're repressed. - I'm not repressed.
你是 You are.
-我跟别人一样自然 -那就证明吧 - I can be as spontaneous as anyone. - Prove it.
你想我怎么做？ What do you want me to do?
-我不必想你证明什么 -你不能。你很压抑 - I don't have to prove anything to you. - You can't. You're repressed.
你不必要表现自然而做出愚蠢的行为。 You don't have to be stupid to be spontaneous.
-压抑 -那就很自然吗？ - Repressed. - Is that spontaneous?
-把你的胸部伸出车子？ -压抑！ - Sticking your butt out of a car? - Repressed!
面对现实吧，你很压抑 Face it, you're repressed.
你想看我自然？ You want spontaneity?
-我给你看 -压抑！ - I'll give you spontaneity! - Repressed!
给你看......看！ I'll give you.... Watch this!
你们好 You guys!
Sam Hill上有什么？ What in Sam Hill?
搓揉并大喊！ Twist and shout!
你们去找你们的妈妈！ Come to mama, boys!
该死！ Oh, dang!
太吵了！ I'm getting a hive.
“下流的表现” “这样驾驶会有危险的” "Indecent exposure." "Driving so as to endanger."
“驾驶着没有恰当栓好的东西” "Driving with a load not properly tied down."
-给 -谢谢，警官。我很抱歉。 - Here. - Thank you, Officer. I'm very sorry.
你到底在做什么？ What the hell are you doing?
-锁门 -我们冷静点，Gary! - Lock the doors. - Let's be reasonable, Gary!
你不能这样做！你不能把我们扔在这里！ You can't do this! You can't leave us here!
你不能。Gary，拜托！ You can't. Gary, please!
-我请求你们。 -把门锁上！ - I'm pleading. - Lock the doors!
我什么都会做。 I'll do anything!
我会唱小调！ I'll sing show tunes!
感觉，不止感觉 Feelings, nothing more than feelings
试着忘记我的感觉 Trying to forget my feelings
爱的感觉！ Feelings of love!
他们会回来 They'll be back.
有点疯狂而已 Just a little mad.
前面有个城镇。我看到标志了。 我们可以搭车过去 There's a town up ahead. I saw a sign. We can hitch.
你去哪？ Where you going?
我们被扔在哪都不知道，没有车！ 你自己呆着自己搭车去 We're in the middle of nowhere, cold, there's no cars! You stay and hitch.
-你要走路？差不多要20英里 -不要跟着我！ - You gonna walk? It's almost 20 miles. - And don't follow me!
油炸猪皮，要不要？ Fried pork rinds, anyone?
这并不会改变什么，好不好？ This doesn't change anything, okay?
随你。 Suit yourself.
你知道吗，垃圾食物不应该 受到那么严厉的批评的 You know, junk food really doesn't deserve the bad rap it gets.
吃点油炸猪皮 Take these fried pork rinds.
这个牌子RDA为1%...... This particular brand has one percent of the RDA...
那是核黄素的“推荐的日摄食量” that's "recommended daily allowance," of riboflavin.
你注意过没有3种垃圾食物？ You ever noticed there's three kinds of junk food?
有淀粉、油炸、油腻的类型-- There's your starchy, fried, greasy type--
听着，谢谢你的食物。 但是我没心情...... Listen, I appreciate the food. But I'm not in the mood...
听你说你的科学观察。 to listen to any more of your scientific observations.
你根本就不必过来这里，然后坐下的 You didn't have to come over here and sit down.
你是对的，我不必这样 You're right. I didn't.
要我载你吗？ Want a ride?
如果我是你的话，我就不会上车 I wouldn't take that ride, if I were you.
但是你不是我 You're not me.
你好！ Hello!
-你要到哪？ -洛杉矶 - How far are you going? - Los Angeles.
洛杉矶，对你这样的小女孩来说太远了 Los Angeles is a long way for a little girl like you to be going.
这东西就像老太婆。 必须踢它，它才能正常工作 This thing's like an old woman. You've got to kick her to get her in gear.
我今天早上6:00起床后就一直在开车 I got up at 6:00 this morning, and I've been driving ever since.
今天一整天，我就跟你谈过话。 You're the first person I've talked to all day.
希望我跟你聊天 Wish I could say that.
我希望他也有人载，但是 有些人不知道怎么控制自己 I hope he gets a ride, but some people just don't know when to put a lid on it.
一天都像这样，你就会想 你是地球上仅有的人了 A day like this, you get to thinking you're the only person on Earth.
路上很寂寞 It gets lonely on the road.
我知道。我等不及到加利福尼亚 见我男朋友了 I know. I can't wait to get to California to see my boyfriend.
我有收音机。但是那不是真正的谈话 I got my CB. But that's not real talk.
-不是真人，只是个声音 -我看看-- - It's not a real person, just a voice. - Let's see if I--
你从不知道他们长什么样，或他们是谁 You never get to know what they look like, or who they are.
......到星期四晚上，最晚星期5早上 ...by Thursday night, or Friday morning at the latest.
你看起来人很好 You look nice.
我们停在这做什么？ Why are we stopping here?
我们做什么？ What are we doing?
路上很寂寞 It gets lonely on the road.
-不要碰我！ -别害怕 - Don't touch me! - Don't be scared.
-我不会伤害你的 -不要！ - I wouldn't hurt you. - Don't!
谢谢你载我。我一天都在外面晃 Thanks for the ride. I've been out here all day.
我打搅到什么了吗？ Am I interrupting anything?
我和我妻子小吵架而已 Me and the wife are just having a little squabble.
你知道吗，找到人肯载我是不容易的？ It's not easy getting rides, you know?
很多人都不喜欢载搭便车的旅行者 Most people are afraid to pick up hitchhikers.
你不会知道你载的是什么人 You never know who you might pick up.
我的意思是，我可能是个疯狂的家伙 I mean, I could be some crazed slimeball.
我是说，一个真正的疯狂的暴力的 神经病患者。你懂我的意思吗？ I mean, a real deranged, violent psycho. You know what I mean?
我说，一个可能把你的心扒出来的人...... I mean, a guy who would rip your heart out...
然后吃掉，不过是为了好玩！ and eat it, just for pleasure!
我在谈一个真正的疯子！ I'm talking about a total maniac!
你懂我的意思吗？ Do you know what I mean?
我们为什么不前进？ Why aren't we moving?
你不想载我？ Don't you want to give me a ride?
-我再开一英里就到目的地了 -那你该死的载我干吗？ - I'm only going about another mile. - Then what the hell did you pick me up for?
你以为我的生命那么无聊吗...... You think I got nothing better to do with my life...
要坐在这里，跟你浪费时间？ than to sit here and to pass the time with you?
脑袋有屎。 Shitbrain!
我想我不需要你载了 I don't think I want this ride after all.
我还要带走你的妻子，如果你不介意的话 And I think I'll take your wife, if you don't mind.
-狗屁！ -行李！ - Shit. - The luggage!
Gib,你还好吗？ Gib, are you okay?
告诉过你你不应该搭这个车的 Told you you shouldn't have taken that ride.
-因为你什么都知道，是不是？ -对。 - That's because you know everything, right? - That's right.
那你也应该非常清楚...... Then you should also know that you make it virtually impossible...
任何人都不会对你做的好事感激你 for anyone to be grateful for anything nice you might have done.
我道歉，行吗？ I'm sorry, okay?
-可以。 -你还好吗？ - Yeah. - You okay?
你为什么爬上那辆车的车尾 Why did you get on the back of that truck?
因为我是那种喜欢生活在边缘的人 Because I'm the kind of guy that likes to live on the edge.
我只是想爬上车，把车椅斜起...... I just want to get on that bus, and tilt the seat back...
然后睡着，醒过来就到加利福尼亚了 and fall asleep, and wake up in California.
看那些家伙。不知道他们是做什么的 Check out those guys. Wonder what they majored in.
-去哪？ -洛杉矶 - Where to? - Los Angeles.
一共$89.50. That'll be $89.50.
-车号33,到外面登车 -谢谢。 - Bus number 33, now boarding outside. - Thank you.
-去哪？ -哪都不去。只是看看 - Where to? - Nowhere. Just browsing.
告诉我，那边的那些人？ 他们整晚都睡这？ Tell me, those guys over there? Do they sleep here all night?
快点，我想找个好位置 Come on, I want to get a good seat.
去哪？ Where to?
你的票呢？ Where's your ticket?
我考虑过了。我想搭便车去 I've been thinking it over. I'm gonna hitch.
你知道的，我不年轻了 The way I see it, I'm not getting any younger.
这可能是我见识真正美国人 的最后机会了，与人们真正接触 This could be my last chance to see the real America, really relate to the people.
能给我$1吗 Loan me $1.
$5，有找的吗? Change a $5?
-你有多少钱 - How much money do you have? - That's $1. -$1 .
-我有钱 - I got money. - That's $2. -$2.
-多少 -够的 - How much? - Enough.
-能给我$1 .23吗？ -当然 - Can you loan me $1.23? - Sure.
你到底有多少钱？ How much do you got there?
$18.77. $18.77.
你以为$18.77就能到加利福尼亚？ How did you expect to get to California on $18.77?
我会到的 I'll get by.
我留$20. 给你$50了. I have $20. You can have $50.
-我不能接受 -没关系的。快点 - I can't take that. - You can. Come on.
圣诞节后你再还给我。拿去吧 You can pay me back after Christmas. Take it.
-我不会忘记的 -你忘记了，我也会提醒你的。 - I won't forget this. - You will. But I'll remind you.
第33号的最后呼叫， 马上开往圣路易斯... Last call for bus number 33, leaving for St. Louis...
塔尔萨, 俄克拉荷马州, 阿尔伯克基 图森和洛杉矶 Tulsa, Oklahoma City, Albuquerque, Tucson and Los Angeles.
你的车。你最好快点 There's your bus. You better hurry.
你确信你没事？ Are you sure you'll be okay?
别担心我。祝你旅途愉快。 Don't you worry about me. You go have a good trip.
-再见 -拜拜 - See you. - 'Bye.
退后，给赫拉克勒斯一些空间。 Back. Give Hercules some room.
赫拉克勒斯不能与海妖抗衡 Hercules stands no chance against the sea monster.
好看吗？ Anything good on?
-你的车刚开走了 -我知道 - Your bus just left. - I know.
你为什么没在车上？ Why weren't you on it?
我是那种喜欢生活在边缘的女孩 I'm the kind of gal who likes to live on the edge.
在这围上这条毛巾 We're gonna have to use a towel, here.
如果你不知道你在做什么， 会弄得一团糟的 This could get very messy, if you don't know what you're doing.
这叫开枪法喝酒 This is called shotgunning beer.
这是个古老的部落传统。 我相信出自东南亚 It's an ancient tribal custom. Originated in Southeast Asia, I believe.
啤酒拿着。在上面插个洞， 像我现在做的一样...... Take the beer. Poke a hole in it, as I will do now...
可使用任何家用工具。 我现在用的是笔 using any household appliance. I'm using a pen.
戳得跟你嘴差不多大 Make it just big enough to fit your mouth over it.
笔86，然后一下子...... Eighty-six the pen, and then in one swift....
听着，这个非常重要 Now listen to me, it's very important.
要迅速、行动熟练，你抓着它...... In one swift, deft motion, you're gonna take it...
拔出，然后拿掉塞子。 不是这个塞子，是这个...... pull it up, and then release the cork. Not the cork, this thing...
然后2秒钟里酒都会滑进你的喉咙 and all the beer will slide down to your throat in two seconds.
-等等。你确信你准备好了？ -我准备好了 - Now wait. Are you sure you're ready? - I'm ready.
观看的小孩子注意，这是非常危险的 For all you kids watching, this is very dangerous.
在家的时候不要尝试，好吗？ Let's not try this at home, all right?
-你确信你准备好了？ -不敢相信我会做这个 - Sure you're ready? - I can't believe I'm doing this.
-这样很好啊 -妈妈，原谅我 - It's good for you. - Mom, forgive me.
吞下，吞下 Swallow, swallow!
''危险，Will Robinson!'' "Danger, Will Robinson!"
-你明显有开枪潜力 -但是它满到我鼻子了 - Definite shotgun potential. - But it went up my nose.
对于新手来说，你刚刚做的让人吃惊 For a beginner, it's amazing what you just did.
真的不错 Really nice.
真的？ Really?
我刚想起，我得检查些东西 I just remembered, I got to check something.
听着，今晚我睡地板 Listen, tonight I'll sleep on the floor.
-我不同意 -我不想跟你争吵 - I don't think so. - I don't want any arguments from you.
我想说，只是为了公平。 昨天晚上，我睡的床- I mean, it's only fair. Last night, I slept on the bed--
Jason, 不是这样的。 比我想的要久一点. Jason, I don't think so. It's gonna take me a bit longer than I anticipated.
今天是19号。最好不要期待我 ...... Today's the 19th. Better not expect me...
我最早只能22号或23号到 till the 22nd or 23rd, at the earliest.
一切都很好。真的。 Everything's fine. Really.
明天给你打电话。 I'll call you tomorrow.
承诺。 Promise.
我想你，Jason. I miss you, Jason.
这里的床很大，只有我一个人睡 I've got this great big bed, and no one to share it with.
-你要做什么？ -我要去散步 - What are you doing? - I'm going for a walk.
-快午夜了 -这里太闷了 - It's almost midnight. - It's too stuffy in here.
我在 I'm here.
满21岁了吗？ Are you 21?
好的，Levinson博士，你想要什么？ Okay, Dr. Levinson, what'll it be?
1杯波旁威士忌和一杯啤酒 Double bourbon and a beer chaser.
来吧，Giblet,再来一次。 Come on, Giblet, one more time.
我不行了。明天吧，我保证。 I can't. Tomorrow, I promise.
感觉太好了 It was so good.
这么地霸道、持续不断...... It was so masterful. Relentless...
但是温柔的抚摩 but with a delicate touch.
自信、创新 Confident. Creative.
我被你迷死了 I was overwhelmed.
你是个真正的艺术家 You're a true artist.
让我再睡会，恢复力气 Just let me sleep awhile, regain my strength.
就5分钟。宽限期，如果你同意的话 Five minutes. A grace period, if you will.
拜托了 Please.
什么鬼东西? What the heck.
你好 Howdy.
-我能坐这吗？ -当然，朋友，坐吧。 - Mind if I sit here? - Sure, buddy, go ahead.
非常感谢 Thank you kindly.
-2杯啤酒 -再来波旁威士忌 - Two beers. - And another double bourbon.
今天我在邮箱拿到赌金传单...... I got one of them sweepstakes flyers in the mail today...
我不知道我是否应该浪费时间把它送来 and I can't figure if it's worth the effort to send it in.
你说呢？ You think I should bother?
也许不要 Probably not.
她说她是巴黎来的 She says she's from Paris.
我不相信 I don't believe that.
巴黎女人...... Paris women...
不会让你难以忍受，就像她们在这里一样 don't give you a hard time, like they do here.
对巴黎女人来说，性是艺术 To a Paris woman, sex is an art.
我去过巴黎一次，跟我的妻子一起 I was in Paris once, with my wife.
朋友，我很高兴她死了 Boy, am I glad she's dead.
一杯蒸馏酒 One tequila eggnog.
今天中午我又吃了油炸食物 I had fried food again for lunch today.
我知道我不应该吃的...... I know I shouldn't have had it...
但是我控制不了 but I couldn't help myself.
你以为我缺乏自律？ You think I lack self-discipline?
我怎么了？我是个英俊的人 What's wrong with me? I'm a good-looking guy.
你很英俊的 You are a good-looking guy.
我也很英俊的。 And I'm a good-looking guy.
-是的，你是 -我是。 - You are. - I am.
我们3个都很英俊 We're all three good-looking guys.
是的。我们很英俊 That's right. We are.
圣诞节了，我请你喝酒 And it's Christmastime, and I'm gonna buy you a drink.
-你要喝什么？ -淡点的酒 - What are you drinking? - Something light.
-那么夏布利酒怎么样？ -一杯汽酒。 - What, like a nice Chablis? - A spritzer.
老板，给这位一槽汽酒 Barkeep, give this man a trough of spritzer.
你呢，牛仔，喝点什么？ And you, cowboy guy, what do you want to drink?
-我喝啤酒 -给这个牛仔一杯啤酒。 - I'll have a beer. - Get cowboy guy a beer.
今晚都算我的。喝的都算我的 It's on me tonight. Drinks are on me.
都算我的。 They're on me.
篝火上烤着栗子 Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
霜冻伤你的鼻子。 Jack Frost nipping at your nose
唱诗班唱着圣诞季节颂歌 Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
人们打扮得像爱斯基摩人 and folks dressed up like Eskimos
每个人都知道 Everybody knows
火鸡和槲寄生 that turkey and some mistletoe
你去哪了？ Where've you been?
这个人，Jason... This guy, Jason...
也许他有头脑，但是他会做这个吗？ may be a real brain and all, but can he do this?
妈妈，别担心，早上我会把垃圾 弄出去了，我保证 Don't worry, Mom, I'll take the garbage out in the morning, I promise.
篝火上烤着栗子 Chestnuts roasting on the fire
快点，我们走吧。 Come on, let's go.
-好的，东西都收齐了吗？ -我的东西齐了。你的也齐了 - Okay, do you have everything? - I have everything. You have everything.
-确信？ -我们的东西都齐了。都准备好了 - Sure? - We all have everything. Everything's fine.
-我们走吧 -不要催我 - Let's go. - You can't rush me.
她在检查东西。 那里有什么，我不知道 She's checking under the thing. What is under there, I don't know.
-浴室。又是浴室。 -不要催我！ - A bathroom. Again with the bathroom. - You can't rush me!
白天我们必须赶路。所以我们快点 We've got to travel by day. So let's go.
-看时间。我们得走了。 -我们正在处理 - Look at the time. We got to go. - We're all proceeding, here.
-在检查东西 -我们的东西都齐了。 - Just check everything. - We got everything, here.
快走了 We're out of here.
天，我饿死了 God, I'm starving.
-感觉怎么样？ -需要更多东西才行 - How does it feel? - Needs more bulk.
不够我们吃200英里。 We can't eat for 200 miles.
你刚在说什么，女人？ What are you telling me, woman?
-我做出了计划。 -又一个计划。好极了。 - I worked out a schedule. - Another schedule. Great.
我精确计算了我们有的钱...... I computed exactly how much money we have...
多久我们能到那，我们都吃多少顿 how long it'll take us to get there, how many meals we have to have.
每200英里才有一顿饭 It came out to one meal every 200 miles.
不过，700以后，我们能吃点点心 After 700, though, we can have a snack.
很好。 阿尔伯克基的Cheetos 我等不及了。 Good. Cheetos in Albuquerque. I can hardly wait.
-看起来是不是像9个月了？ -更像15个月 - What do you think, nine months? - More like 15.
很好。怀孕了。 Excellent. Very pregnant.
-你们取好名字没？ -什么 - What are you gonna name it? - What?
这个小孩 The baby.
如果是女孩，就叫Cynthia. If it's a girl, Cynthia.
如果是个男孩...... And if it's a boy...
Elliot. Elliot.
可爱的名字 Those are lovely names.
Elliot?你准备叫小孩Elliot? Elliot? You're gonna name the kid Elliot?
你不能给小孩取名Elliot. You can't name the kid Elliot.
Elliot是个戴眼睛吃着酱的胖小孩 Elliot is a fat kid with glasses who eats paste.
不能给小孩取名Elliot. 得给他取个真实点的名字 Not gonna name the kid Elliot. Got to give him a real name.
给他一个名字 Give him a name.
-例如Nick. - Like Nick. - Nick? -Nick?
Nick是个真实的名字。 Nick是你的小孩子 Nick's a real name. Nick's your buddy.
Nick是你能相信的家伙， 是你可以一起喝酒的人 Nick's the kind of guy you can trust, someone you can drink beer with.
他是那种即使你在他车上 呕吐也不介意的人 Kind of guy who doesn't mind if you puke in his car.
-天。 -是呕吐，对不起 - God. - Vomit, I'm sorry.
-谢谢 -圣诞快乐 - Thank you. - Merry Christmas to you.
我要买大杯橘子汁、3个蛋、烤好的咸肉...... I'm gonna have a huge orange juice, three eggs, two sides of bacon...
家常油炸品、4块面包，然后吃午饭！ home fries, four pieces of toast, and then lunch!
你确信我们能吃了吗？我不知道 我们是否走了200英里了 You sure we can eat? I don't know if we've gone 200 miles.
我不想破坏你的计划 I don't want to throw your schedule off.
别管我。我是个怀孕的人 Leave me alone. I'm a pregnant woman.
你的钱怎么会丢的？ How could you lose your money?
-我放在我的计划本里的 -你的计划本怎么会丢的？ - I put it in my schedule book. - How could you lose your schedule book?
那是你生命中最重要的东西，愚蠢的本子！ That's the most important thing in your life, that stupid book!
没有它，你甚至不知道你的名字。太好了！ You wouldn't even remember your name without it. This is just excellent!
我饿死了 I'm starving.
谢谢 Thank you.
我要冻死了 I'm freezing to death.
我的脚好冷 My feet are killing me.
我把口香糖都吞下去了 I just swallowed my gum.
你不停的抱怨对我们没任何好处的 Your incessant complaining isn't doing us any good.
你就不能试着想想光明的一面？ Can't you try and look on the bright side?
那边！ Over there!
那边。那里有拖车，快点 Over there. There's a trailer, come on.
锁上了。真是太好了 It's locked! This is very good.
在这种地方有个密封安全系统 真是太重要了...... It's important that this place should have an airtight security system...
在这个鬼地方！ in the middle of nowhere!
等等，我也许有指甲锉。 Wait, I might have a nail file.
我有信用卡 I have a credit card.
信用卡对另一种完全不同的锁才有用 Credit cards work on a completely different kind of lock.
你没明白我的意思。我有信用卡 I don't think you understand. I have a credit card.
你有信用卡？ You have a credit card?
我爸爸特别告诉我，只有 紧急情况下，我才能用 My dad told me, specifically, I can only use it in case of an emergency.
现在就是时候了啊 Maybe one will come up.
太糟糕了，只有这里才能用信用卡 Too bad this is the only place that takes credit cards.
真惭愧 Real shame.
给，试试我的小牛肉 Here, try some of my veal.
你也得试试我的鲑鱼才行 Only if you try some of this salmon.
我不喜欢吃鱼肉，所以你吃我的就行了 I'm not a big fish guy, so you take it.
我不吃那个，但是你得 试试我的小牛肉...... I'm not gonna eat that, but you try the veal--
-我不...... -试试 - I'm not gonna-- - Try it.
好吧？看，我告诉过你的 It's good? See, I told you.
对了，你说？ So, you were saying?
不管怎样，我父亲......在农场长大的 Anyway, my father.... He grew up on a farm.
他总是想我们只看见过郊区，真的太丢人了 He always thought it was a real shame that we only saw the suburbs.
过去他带我们去野营旅行。还要酒吗？ He used to take us on great camping trips. Want more wine?
有天晚上，我跟我的弟弟睡在我的学生帐篷上， One night, I was sleeping in my pup tent with my younger brother.
那时，我应该是6或7岁 I must have been, what, six or seven.
半夜我醒过来，我得出去走走 I woke up in the middle of the night, and I had to get outside.
我不知道为什么。我只是 真的想出去走走 I don't know why. I just really wanted to go outside.
外面很黑。我的意思是，绝对的黑 It was dark. I mean, totally dark.
跟城市里的不一样，跟郊区的也不一样 Not like in the city, or even in the suburbs.
我的意思是绝对黑暗 I'm talking absolute blackness.
前面2英寸的东西你都看不到 You couldn't see two inches in front of your face.
但是有东西你看得到 But there's one thing you could see.
真的，上万个东西 Millions of things, really.
你能看到星星 You could see the stars.
我从没见过晚上那么多的星星 There were more stars out that night than I've ever seen since.
相信我，我看到过 Believe me, I've looked.
我站在那，望着天空，我在想...... I'm standing there, looking up at the sky, and I'm thinking...
另一个世界上这些亮点 that each one of these dots of light is another world.
那时，我不知道星星与行星的区别 I didn't know the difference between the stars and the planets, then.
但是它让我感觉我很渺小 But it made me feel really small.
孤单 Lonely.
你知道我的意思吗？ Do you know what I mean?
那时我在想，也许在每个这种世界...... Then I thought, maybe on each one of these other worlds...
有个像我这样的孩子。 只是，他的样子像海绵...... there's a kid like me. Only, he's shaped like a sponge...
或是弹子机或是别的什么。 不管怎样，他就在那里。 or a pinball machine, or something. Whatever, but he's up there.
也许他在野营旅行，他在看着星星 Maybe he's on a camping trip, and he's looking up at the stars.
我决定我想见见这个人。 I decided I want to meet this guy.
-给女士买朵玫瑰吗？ -女士你想要朵玫瑰吗？ - A rose for the lady? - Would the lady care for a rose?
这位女士，你能给我预支玫瑰的钱呢？ Would the lady care to advance the gentleman the cost of a rose?
记在帐单上。那真太好了。 Put it on the bill. That'd be great.
送给你 For you.
-谢谢 -别客气 - Thank you. - It was nothing.
你不必睡地板 You don't have to sleep on the floor.
什么？ What?
你不必睡地板 You don't have to sleep on the floor.
你确定？ Are you sure?
我什么也不会做的，我发誓 I won't try anything, I swear.
我相信你 I trust you.
晚安 Good night.
你的律师怎么样了？ How's your lawyer?
我的律师？ My lawyer?
他叫什么？Jimmy, Jeremy. What's his name? Jimmy, Jeremy.
Jason. Jason.
无论如何，Jason怎么样？ How is Jason, anyway?
Jason很好。 Jason's fine.
-我想你真的想他。 -去年夏天后，我就没见过他 - I guess you really miss him. - I haven't seen him since last summer.
他是什么样的人？ What's he like?
Jason是个非常有方向的人。 他是真正的成功者。 Jason is very directed. He's a real achiever.
知道了，但是他是什么样的人？ 我的意思是，他喝哪种酒？ I know, but what is he like? I mean, what kind of beer does he drink?
他爱开玩笑吗？他能逗你笑吗？ Is he funny? Does he make you laugh?
-他有女孩子寻找的一切特质 -听起来很完美 - He is everything a girl looks for in a guy. - He sounds perfect.
我们对生活的要求一样 We both want the same things out of life.
我们都要成为律师。 该死的好行业 We're both gonna be lawyers. Damn good ones.
我们也许会一起实习，在佛蒙特州 We might even open a practice together, up in Vermont.
-这个国家的某个地方 -我知道了 - Somewhere in the country. - I get it.
Jason是真正爱好野外活动的人 Jason is the real outdoorsy type.
干净的淡水溪，芳香的草地...... Clear, freshwater streams, fragrant meadows...
生物可降解卫生纸, 工厂 biodegradable toilet paper, the works.
我们俩都喜欢旧农舍。 It's just that we both like old farmhouses.
我们都觉得如果能找到一间农舍， 然后我们自己重新装修是件很棒的事 We thought it'd be nice to find one and restore it ourselves.
Jason认为这是个很好的投资 Jason thinks it would make a good investment.
我觉得舒服温暖舒适就好了 I just want it to be nice and warm and cozy.
就像这样。 Kind of like this.
我们都疯狂喜欢巴斯特尔猎犬 And we're both crazy about basset hounds.
我想你也许觉得很沉闷 I guess that sounds kind of tame to you.
听起来不错 It sounds nice.
晚安， Alison. Good night, Alison.
晚安， Gib. Good night, Gib.
-我什么都没做，我发誓 -我知道 - I didn't try anything, I swear. - I know.
-你只是睡在我身边 -没关系的 - You were on my side of the bed. - It's all right.
-什么都没发生 -我知道 - Nothing happened. - I know.
我去阳台一会 I'm just gonna go out on the veranda thing for a while.
-你们去哪？ -洛杉矶 - Where you headed? - Los Angeles.
你们走运了。来吧，我们走 It's your lucky day. Come on, let's go!
我来拿 I got it.
加利福尼亚有什么？ So what's in California?
一个女孩 A girl.
-她怎么了？ -她有个男朋友 - What's wrong with her? - She's got a boyfriend.
太糟了 Too bad.
-她怎么样的？ -谁？ - What's she like? - Who?
-你的女朋友 -我不知道。我没见过她。 - Your girlfriend. - I don't know. I've never met her.
你没见过她。 You never met her.
你穿越大半个国家就为了 见一个没见过面的女孩 You're going across the country to see a girl you never met.
我最好的朋友Lance安排的 My best friend, Lance, set it up.
据说是件无危险的事 Supposed to be a sure thing.
无危险的事？ A sure thing?
无危险的事, 不会问什么问题， 不会有束缚...... A sure thing, no questions asked, no strings attached--
不会内疚 No guilt involved.
无危险的事 A sure thing.
我一生中，都没有过无危险的事 My whole life, I never had a sure thing.
也许见不到她。 24小时后，她就要走了 Probably never meet her anyway. She's gonna be gone in 24 hours.
你付交通费，我保证把你送到 You pay for the traffic tickets, I'll get you in the saddle.
-谢谢 -非常感谢 - Thank you. - Thanks a lot.
祝你充分享受即将到来的好运 I hope you fully appreciate the magnitude of your impending good fortune.
我会的 I do.
Alison, 你去哪？ Alison, where are you going?
等等 Wait up.
你怎么了？ What is it with you?
出了亚利桑那州后，你就没跟我讲过话了 You haven't said two words to me since Arizona.
-再见 -就这样？ - See you around. - That's it?
-“再见”？ -不就是你想要的吗？ - "See you around"? - Isn't that what you want?
不会问什么问题？不会有束缚？ 不会内疚？ No questions asked? No strings attached? No guilt involved?
祝你与你的无危险的事玩的开心 Have fun with your sure thing.
-这是我买给你的 -是我的买的 - I bought this for you. - I bought it!
心意比较重要 It's the thought that counts.
我们到了 Here we are.
我给你拿那个。很高兴见到你 Here, let me take that from you. It's really great to see you.
我给你清了个抽屉出来 I cleared out this drawer for you.
你可以用这半个衣柜 And you can use this half of the closet.
我买了些你很喜欢的衣架 I bought some of those hangers you like so much.
你打开行李后，可以把 包裹什么的放那里...... We'll just put your bags up there after you've unpacked...
把那些东西拿开就行了 get them out of the way.
见到你真高兴 It's so good to see you.
看 Look.
法兰绒床单 Flannel sheets.
你知道的，你用的时间越长， 它们变的越舒服 You know, the longer you use them, the softer they get.
到我们找到我们的农舍后...... By the time we find our farmhouse...
天哪！它们将会是难以置信的，是不是？ my goodness, they'll be incredible, won't they?
你还好吗？ Are you all right?
是的，很好 Yes. Great.
-我想我只是旅途累坏了 -太累了 - I guess I'm just exhausted from the trip. - Tired.
床单很棒 Those sheets are great.
-我知道你需要什么？ -什么？ - I know what you need. - What?
一杯热茶 A good hot mug of tea.
恢复你的体力和精神。 让我看看这周我们有什么。 Restores both body and spirit. Let's see what we have this week.
我看看，我们有大吉岭茶...... Let's see, we've got some Darjeeling...
英式早餐 English Breakfast.
不仅仅是学习茶，是吧？ That's more of a studying tea, isn't it?
我看看，下雨天还有 Let's see, Lapsang Souchong, for those rainy mornings. Lapsang Souchong,
Earl Grey. Earl Grey.
记得去Vermont的野营旅行吗？ Remember that camping trip to Vermont?
当然。中国红茶 Of course. China Black.
来一杯热腾腾的中国红茶怎么样？ How about a good hot mug of China Black?
有啤酒吗？ Do you have any beer?
Walter Gibson. Walter Gibson.
二等兵Gibson,接着！ Private Gibson, incoming!
朋友，过的怎么样？ How are you doing, buddy?
-你好 -见到你很高兴。看起来不错 - How are you? - Good to see you. Looking good.
看起来不错，很高兴你来了。 欢迎来到加利福尼亚 Looking good. Glad you made it. Welcome to California...
波浪和美女之家。给你介绍一些人 home of the waves and the babes. I want you to meet some people.
朋友们，这是Gib,就是我跟你们 讲过的那个。我说过他会来的 Guys, this is Gib, the guy I told you about. I said he'd make it.
-你好啊，花花公子 -很高兴认识你。 - Hey, dude. - Nice to meet you.
从容不迫地走了3000英里？ 我真佩服你 3,000 miles just to get laid? I really respect that.
今晚要好好玩，Gib. Tonight is the night, Gib, man.
-圣诞快乐! -我爱你。 - Merry Christmas. - I love you.
我想她不相信我。 I don't think she believes me.
-为什么会那样？ -我不知道 - Why is that, man? - I don't know.
你要离开加利福尼亚了。 曾经见过鳄梨树吗？ You are gonna love California. You ever make it with an avocado?
聚会！ Party!
我赢了 Gin.
我看看，我得了25...... Let's see, that makes 25 for me...
加上 plus...
43...... 43...
所以，25加43等于...... so, 25 plus 43 is....
能用下笔吗？ Can I borrow that?
对不起 Sorry.
笔给你 There you go.
......使我得了233分了...... ...which makes the score 233 for me...
你得8分 and 8 for you.
迷人 Charming.
听起来有人在开聚会。 我们去吧。一定很好玩的 It sounds like someone's having a party. Let's go. It'll be fun.
你知道我不喜欢聚会。又闷又吵又闹 You know how we feel about parties. They're hot, loud and crowded.
参加聚会的原因还不是为了吊马子。 The only reason anyone goes to them is to pick someone up.
我们为什么要去参加那种呢？ Now, why would we want to do that?
-我们去迪斯尼乐园。 -迪斯尼乐园是小孩子玩的 - Let's go to Disneyland. - Disneyland is for children.
我们做点无意义、完全疯狂的事吧 Let's do something pointless, something totally crazy.
-好。我来告诉你吧 -什么？ - All right. I tell you what. - What?
我让你50分。让游戏多点乐趣 I'll spot you 50 points. That'll add some excitement to the game.
我真的不想穿这种东西，真的不想。 I really don't want to wear this stuff. I really don't.
-什么意思啊？你看起来好极了啊 -跟我一起来 - What do you mean? You look fantastic. - Come with me.
你遇见她的第一件事是什么？ What's the first thing you'll do when you meet her?
把头剃光，然后去玻利尼西亚修道院 Shave my head and join a Polynesian monastery.
-什么意思？ -Tito.这样不是很好吗？ - What do you mean? - Tito. Isn't that nice?
-你在做什么？ -像什么？ - What are you doing? - Like that?
-怎么了？ -我看起来像个傻瓜 - What's going on? - I look like a moron.
你说你看起来像个傻瓜是什么意思？ 看看我 What do you mean, you look like a moron? Look at me.
不喜欢绿色？是不是这样？ You don't like green? Is that it?
-我去拿蓝色，或者红色 -我什么都不想要 - I'll get you blue, or the red. - I don't want anyone.
-别这样。 -因为我不想 - Come on. - Because I don't.
你说因为我不想是什么意思？什么啊？ What do you mean, because you don't? What is that?
你知道吗？ You know what?
年轻人，很不巧你的态度非常恶劣 You happen to be developing a very bad attitude, young man.
别动，因为她来了 Don't move, because she's here.
就是她。看 It's her. Look.
今天是你们性生活的第一天 Tonight is the first night of the rest of your sex life.
你要杀了我了。我可不觉得我受得这个 You're gonna kill me. I don't think I can go through with this.
-我知道。是胸部太小了？ -胸部很好啊 - I knew it. The breasts are too small? - Breasts are fine.
-好，在做什么呢？ -你好 - Hi, how you doing? - How are you?
-这是你的饮料 -是他吗？ - This is a drink for you. - Is that him?
-是的。 -他很可爱 - Yeah. - He's cute.
他处于气候调试期 He's kind of going through a little climate adjustment.
那么一分钟以后我们跟你会合 And so we're gonna be with you in just a minute.
你为什么不去那边， 找点东西，这样好吗？ So why don't you just go over there and look for something, okay?
-好的。 -我爱你，宝贝。你看起来不错。 - All right. - I love you, babe. You look good.
问题是什么？你怎么了？ What's the problem? What's wrong with you?
我不知道。我快到19. 也许我太老了，不适合这个 I don't know. I'm almost 19. Maybe I'm getting too old for this.
你想要什么？ 该死的关系？ What do you want? A goddamn relationship?
我不知道我要什么？ I don't know what I want.
-也许是道德问题 -道德问题？ - Maybe it's a moral issue. - Moral issue?
你是在跟Lance说话。你可没有道德的 This is Lance you're talking to. You have no morals.
你不过是处于消沉期。 我们大部分人都会这样的 You're just in a slump, that's all. It happens to the best of us.
有一天我也会这样。虽然我很怀疑， 但是一定会的。你紧张吗？ It could happen to me someday. I doubt it, but it could. You nervous?
出去！ Get out!
你太紧张了，因为你已经一段时间没做了 You're nervous, because you haven't done it in a while.
就像骑车一样。你只要爬上去， 然后不断踩踏板就行了。 It's like riding a bike. You just got to climb on and keep pedaling.
晚上穿上白色的衣服 And wear something white at night.
你想要关系？这很好 You want a relationship? That's fine.
不过记得每段关系都是从一夜情开始的 Just remember that every relationship starts with a one-night stand.
你从3000英里的地方过来， 不是有个原因，不是吗？ You came 3,000 miles for a reason, didn't you?
你起码也得看看那个原因吧 Would you look at that reason?
去把，你会赚到的 Go for it, you've earned it.
-Lance, 你是对的 -这就对了。 - Lance, you're right. - That's right.
我必对任何人忠贞 I'm not being unfaithful to anyone.
我可以使热辣辣的晚上 充满廉价、无意义的情欲 Hell, I could use a torrid night of cheap, meaningless lust.
这就对了，伙伴，去吧 That's right, buddy. There you go.
看这些人 Look at these people.
他们也许以为他们玩的很高兴 They probably think they're having a good time.
我们跳舞吧。 Let's dance.
-你什么时候开始喜欢跳舞的？ -今天晚上开始 - Since when do you like to dance? - Since tonight.
衬衣很漂亮 That's a nice shirt.
Hawaii买的 From Hawaii.
我已经很久没这样拥着你了 It's been a long time since I've held you like this.
我知道 I know.
Lance说你跟女孩相处时非常害羞的 Lance said you were very shy around girls.
他有没有说我舞跳的很好？ Did he mention what a great dancer I am?
Lance还跟你说了我的什么？ What else did Lance tell you about me?
他说你是个真正的美食家 He says you're a real gourmet.
-你还是个处男 -什么？ - And you're a virgin. - What?
他想你可能是同性恋 He thinks you might be gay.
不是我说的，是Lance说的 I didn't say it. Lance said it.
抱歉， Excuse me, won't you?
就一秒钟，我去把某人揍一顿 I have to go kick the shit out of someone. Just one second.
-你跟他说我是处男？ -我夸张了一点点。 - You told her I was a virgin? - I exaggerated a little.
女孩子喜欢处男。他们觉得那是挑战。 Girls like virgins. They find them a challenge.
-你告诉她我是同性恋！ -这是更大的挑战。 - You told her I was gay! - It's a bigger challenge.
别激动，伙伴， 你的表现很棒 Keep your shirt on, buddy, you're doing great.
不好意思了，我看到某个可爱的 年轻女子的裙子需要调整下 Excuse me. I see a sweet young thing whose sarong needs adjusting.
从我生活中滚出去。 Get out of my life.
打搅了，我想要点五味酒 Excuse me, I'd like to get some punch.
请让我给你弄 Please, allow me.
-谢谢 -你太客气了。 - Thank you. - You're very welcome.
她的肌肤很可爱 She's got lovely skin, and so much of it.
她是个天生的衣架子 She happens to be an excellent judge in quality shirt wear.
有时间，她应该试着穿一件 She should try wearing one, sometime.
-要给Justin一杯吗？ - Would you like a cup for Justin? - Jason. -Jason.
-管它什么。也许他只吃酱 -Justin比你更像个男人 - Whatever. He probably eats paste. - Justin's twice the man you'll ever be.
Jason. Jason.
-他忠实、可信赖-- -有礼貌？ - He's loyal, he's trustworthy-- - Housebroken?
你认识他？ Do you know this person?
不算认识 Not really.
-要喝点吗？ -不了，谢谢你 - Would you like a drink? - No, thank you.
Jason, 我们去上床 Jason, let's go to bed.
小心，她把所有的毯子都卷走 Careful, she hogs all the blankets.
-你打鼾 -今天晚上我不会。 - You snore. - Not tonight, I won't.
让你等真不好意思 I'm sorry to have kept you waiting.
要不要去Lance房间喝一杯？ How would you like to go up to Lance's room for a drink?
好啊 All right.
我们去吧。 Let's go.
晚安 Good night.
-他甚至不认识那个女的 -你怎么认识那个男的的？ - He doesn't even know that girl! - How do you know that guy?
都是他朋友安排的 It was all set up by his friend.
他认为爱情就是电话里 订购的一样，就像比萨！ He thinks love is something you order on the phone, like a pizza!
-你怎么知道他打鼾的？ -他以为他对星星的事无所不知。 - How do you know he snores? - He thinks he knows all about stars.
他不知道仙后座是仙女座的母亲 He doesn't know Cassiopeia's the mother of Andromeda.
-他怎么知道你要卷毯子？ -他吃的废物...... - How's he know you hog the blankets? - The crap he eats...
早饭吃奶酪球和啤酒！ cheese balls and beer for breakfast!
你怎么知道他早饭吃什么？ How do you know what he eats for breakfast?
进来吧 Come on in.
坐下吗？ Want to sit down?
-你希望我坐下吗？ -怎么不坐呢？ - Do you want me to? - Why don't you sit down?
好的 All right.
-想喝点吗？ -当然 - Do you want a drink? - Sure.
好极了 Great.
谢谢 Thanks.
这酒很强 That's strong.
Lance肯定喝很多啤酒 Lance sure does drink a lot of beer.
很多是进口的 A lot of it's imported.
-你还好吗？ -我很好。怎么，我看不起来不好？ - Are you all right? - I'm fine. Why, don't I look fine?
-我不知道，只是看起来-- -我很好 - I don't know, it just seems like-- - I'm not.
-是不是因为五味酒库的那个女孩？ -不是。 - Is it that girl at the punch bowl? - No.
没什么的。尤其不是因为 五味酒库的那个女孩 It's nothing. Particularly not that girl at the punch bowl.
你为什么不告诉我关于他的事 Why didn't you tell me about him?
因为他不值得提。 一个拍马屁的人 Because he's not worth mentioning. He's a creep.
你跟他做爱了，是不是？ You made love to him, didn't you?
-你跟他做爱了吗？ -没有。 - Did you make love to him? - No.
-真的？ -真的 - Honest? - Honest.
你爱他吗？ Do you love him?
我得去图书馆了。我已经被落下了 I have to go to the library. I'm really behind.
那是我早应该做的。 一整个星期我都没学习了。 That's what I should've done. I didn't study all this week.
我也是。 Me, neither.
要吗？ Want some?
大家早上好。 Good morning, everybody.
你早晚得跟我讲话的 You're gonna have to talk to me sooner or later.
-不，谢谢。 -很好，我们开始上课 - No, thank you. - All right. Here we go.
我今天有个愉快的惊喜。 作者是不太可能的人 I've got a very pleasant surprise today. Comes from an unlikely source.
Walter Gibson. Walter Gibson.
题目是无危险的事 It is called The Sure Thing.
他想道“可以在今晚，”...... "'lt could be tonight,' he thought...
“当他站在角落，假装玩得很愉快的时候 "as he stood in the corner, pretending to have a good time.
“他今天晚上会见到她 "He would meet her tonight.
“他这年轻的生命，都在期待着这种女孩 "All his young life, he had dreamed of a girl like this.
“5尺6寸，丝绸般的头发...... "5'6", silky hair...
“苗条成熟的身体” "trim, nubile body...."
“成熟”，顺便提一下， 拼写里应该有个“u” "Nubile," by the way, is spelled with a "u."
“......知道怎么走动的成熟的身体...... "...nubile body that really knew how to move...
“柔软、褐色的皮肤 "and soft, deeply tanned skin.
“关于个性特点，她只有一个 "Now, as for personality traits, she needed only one.
“她喜欢一直做爱 "She had to love sex, and all the time.
“为了这一刻，他走了很远的路...... "To arrive at this moment, he had traveled vast distances...
“经受了很多艰苦 "enduring many hardships:
“一贫如洗、饥饿...... "abject poverty, starvation...
“小调，一切你能想得出的 "show tunes, you name it.
“房间对面，他看到她了。她很完美 "From across the room he saw her. She was perfect.
“他几乎一点都不了解她， 她也不是很了解他 "He knew almost nothing about her, and she didn't know much more about him.
“这就是他所期待的。他把她带到房间里 "It was exactly how it was supposed to be. He brought her to his room.
“光线很柔和，正是时候 "The lights were soft, the moment was right.
“然后她侧过来，在他耳边低语: "Then she leaned over and whispered in his ear:
“‘你爱我吗？’ "'Do you love me?'
“他脑海里想到很多。她真的要他吗？ "Thoughts raced through his mind. Did she really want him?
“他做了什么值得这么大的赠礼？ 上帝真的存在吗？ "What had he done to deserve this bounty? Does God exist?
“谁发明了液体肥皂，为什么？ "Who invented liquid soap, and why?
“‘你爱我吗？’盯着她的眼睛...... "'Do you love me?' Staring into her eyes...
“他知道她真的需要听清楚 "he knew that she really needed to hear it.
“但是在他的生命里，第一次， 他知道这些不再只是言语 "But for the first time in his life, he knew these were no longer just words.
“如果他说的话，这将是个谎言 "And if he said it, it would be a lie.
“‘你爱我吗？’她低声问。 ‘你爱我吗？’” "'Do you love me?' she whispered. 'Do you love me?'
“不会是今天晚上 "It would not be tonight.
“答案是'不'” "The answer was 'no."'
他是个叛徒！ He was a traitor!
你没跟她上床？ You didn't sleep with her?
还跟Jason见面吗? Still seeing Jason?
我们分手了 We broke up.
那太糟了 That's too bad.
你没跟她上床。 You didn't sleep with her.
她不是我喜欢的类型 She wasn't my type.
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